What is it?
Stupid Outgoing Message (dot com!) is a repository of quasi-official sounding outgoing messages for you to put on your phone or answering machine. Why would you do this? Well, everybody has to make a few stupid decisions in their life. Why not get a couple of those out of the way now?Check our FAQs for more detail.
How does it work?
There are a couple of ways to get our stupid outgoing messages on your stupid phone.
For iPhone users, here's a little link: iPhone
Here's the same basic idea, but with a slight difference and a lot more pictures if you're one of those people: More pictures
Or you could just hold your phone up to your computer and record it off of that. It'll sound crappy, but perhaps more authentic.
Try these babies out:
Find many more stupid messages on the Messages page.
